The first thing Chad Plaid say when approached is:
- "From Pork Pie hats to the finest silks! We've got something for every adventurer."
A screen with which items may be purchased then opens up displaying the stock for the day, the price of each item being sold, and the player level requirement needed for each item.
- Clothing is sorted into three sub-categories of head-wear, body-wear, and face-wear.
When the player leaves the menu Chad Plaid says the following:
- "Come back tomorrow - we have new stock every day!"