The first thing Stan Glassbottom say when approached is:
- "If you want to transform your tub into a titan of the waves, Stan's your man!"
A screen with which items may be purchased then opens up displaying the stock for the day, the price of each item being sold, and the player level requirement needed for each item.
When the player leaves the menu Stan Glassbottom says the following:
- "Thanks! Check back soon for new stock!"